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Sunday, April 19, 2015

Flakka in Meme

The latest media hysteria I've seen about Flakka includes a man who believed he was God, had sexual relations with a tree, and assaulted a law enforcement officer.

All of these recent Flakka headlines are reminiscent of the MDPV-zombie days of 2010-2013. I figured we could combat some of this recent silliness in media reports with some silliness of our own.

Who fed these puppies some Flakka?


Here's Johnny! On Flakka. Looking back at the Shining, it makes a little more sense...


Wonder if Darth Vader knew the Emperor was on Flakka?


Of course, we all knew Charlie Sheen was on Flakka. Winning!


ALL THE FLAKKA!


Say Flakka again. Say Flakka again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker. Say Flakka one more goddamn time!

 
Research Ryan wants to invite you over for some cuddling and some Flakka.

 
We wants it...we needs it. Must have the Flakka. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbittses. Wicked, tricksy, false!


Get off my lawn with that flakka!


Even Grumpy Cat weighs in on Flakka.


And finally, beware of those drop bears on Flakka. When you least expect it...



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